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toby
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Grammar Nazi

Much of my writing is from my English class free writes, so critique away!

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Yourself in 100 words Feb 15, 2011 23:45:28 GMT -5

Post by toby on Feb 15, 2011 23:45:28 GMT -5

Describe yourself in 100 words, no more and no less. Use Microsoft Word or something to count them. Go.

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Hi. I'm a college student. I can build a house, build a computer, and fix cars. I parkour around campus spontaneously. I've been found hanging from cliffsides more often than most people. I've swum with stingrays and hugged a dolphin. I have a badass pet German Shepard. I've been to over 40 of the 48 contiguous US States. Sometimes I pretend I'm a secret agent with my Nerf guns. I own three computers, an XBOX 360, and a Nintendo 64; I love them to pieces. I have awesome nerdy friends. I have an awesome fro. You can call me Toby.

As resident Grammar Nazi I feel this must be shared. Pay attention, kiddies.

"There's a difference between Mb and MB, hence why capitalization is very important. (Another example is I helped my uncle jack off a horse vs I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.)"

Moral of the story: Capitalization goes a long way.

NinjaElephant
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Official Court Whistler

I have eight personalities, and not one of them is sane.

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Yourself in 100 words Feb 15, 2011 23:49:21 GMT -5

Post by NinjaElephant on Feb 15, 2011 23:49:21 GMT -5

I am a scholarly and hardworking student. I have a passion for sciences of the natural and computer persuasion, enjoy a variety of cuisines, and have a tendency to inspire violence amongst women. I am an atheist who believes in the rights of all people, no matter what religious code tells a person, or attempts to tell the government. I appreciate the intricacies of film and Broadway, and have an appetite for both. I am a musician, instrumental and vocal, and play jazz with my soul emerged. Despite all of this, I live on the internet and never leave my domain.

Kriven
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Yourself in 100 words Feb 17, 2011 21:43:02 GMT -5

Post by Kriven on Feb 17, 2011 21:43:02 GMT -5

I’m a nerd through-and-through, be it aliens, vampires, or elves. Or blue hedgehogs. I intend on becoming a successful self-published author, typically writing in the Horror and Fantasy genres, although I often have difficult placing my own work. I have an unusual connection to cats, and sometimes am referred to as the “cat whisperer.” My connection with the animal is starting to stem into my own behavior. I’m devoted and loyal to those who are close to me, and will quickly put myself in harm’s way to protect them from even the slightest danger. Like the mouse under their chair.